When you first told me about her, you said she was dirty
And I just can't help but think you knew it was dirty
And maybe you were just a little sad, but there's no excuse to lie to me like that
But when you first told me about her, you said she was 30
But she's only 28, I'm not even half her age
She probably just had her first high school reunion
You're probably the first one she's ever moved in with
You think that I wanna hate, but you set me up this way
You're probably the first one she's ever moved in with

So for my health, I'll be blocking your number
Cause you couldn't wait till it got a bit older
And sometimes I kinda feel like I wanna forgive
But it never crossed your mind that maybe I'm still a kid
And I'm so used to being the adult
Even when you say it's not your fault
But I'm kinda getting sick and tired of crying
So please stop playing and lying and lying
She's only 28, I'm not even half her age
She probably just had her first high school reunion
You're probably the first one she's ever moved in with
You think that I wanna hate, but you set me up this way
So for my health, I'm not even half her age
For my health, I'll be blocking your number
Cause you couldn't wait till I got a bit older
To tell me she was 28
To tell me she was 28
What the f*** is 28?
You said she's mature, so that makes it okay
And you said she likes sports, so that makes it okay
And she's actually pretty, so that makes it okay
But there's nothing you can say, that makes 28 okay to me