29, that's when you're supposed to find yourself
Start drinking whiskey from a higher shelf
Stop calling your mom for help
29, you start paying mortgage instead of rent
Should be picking out a picket fence
Instead of wondering where it went and wondering why
But for me, 29 is the year that I got married and divorced
Held on for dear life but I still fell off the horse
From a miss to a missus, then the other way around
The year I was gonna live it up
Now I'm never gonna live it down
29, by now I thought I'd have it figured out
But I've never felt as lost as I do now
And everybody says you're only 29
But I feel like I'm running out of time
If youth is wasted on the young, have I wasted mine?
Cause for me, 29 is the year that I got married and divorced
Held on for dear life but I still fell off the horse
From a miss to a missus, then the other way around
The year I was gonna live it up
Now I'm never gonna live it down
Seems like everybody else is hanging on to it
But I swear to God I barely made my way through it
Oh, 29
Is the year that I got married and divorced
The year I held on for dear life but I still fell off the horse
From a miss to a missus, then the other way around
The year I was gonna live it up
Hey, let's just call it what it was
Now I'm never gonna live it down
Now I'm never gonna live it down