I was a dumbass drinkin' in a Volkswagen I was a hero lookin' for the heroin I was lost I was gone I was an alcoholic loser countin' for the end And I know I play myself like an accordion I was lost I was gone Hey, you don't know me anymore Hey, you don't know me anymore Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now Now, now, now, now, now, now, now I know I got a lot of potential But that ain't gonna make me successful I know I got a lot of ambition But that just led to addiction And I wanna be a musician Or a doctor or a lawyer or a magician Maybe even a fucking politician So I can blame it all on religion Hey, you don't know me anymore Hey, you don't know me anymore Hey, you don't know me anymore Hey, you don't know me anymore I got fired from my job, but I need a vacation Just another good excuse for inebriation That's how I fuck myself and call it masturbation Yeah, I fuck myself and call it masturbation I used to eat pills, but now I just eat kale I'm three years sober and I'm still hungover Yeah, I'm three years sober and I'm still hungover Three years sober and I'm still hungover Hey, you don't know me anymore Hey, you don't know me anymore Yeah, you don't know me anymore Hey, you don't know me anymore Yeah, nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Yeah, nah nah nah nah nah nah nah