A fine romance with no kisses A fine romance, my friend, this is
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes
A fine romance, you won't nestle A fine romance, you won't wrestle
I might as well play bridge with my old mate, aunt I haven't got a chance, this is a fine romance
Yes, a fine romance with no kisses
A fine romance with no kisses A fine romance with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend, this is We two should be like clams in a dish of chowder
But we just fizz like pots of setless powder Yes, a fine romance with no clitches
A fine romance with no bitches Just as hard to land as the eat of the friends
A fine romance, I haven't got a chance This is a fine romance
A fine romance, my good fellow You take romance and I'll take jello
You're calmer than the seals in the arctic ocean At least they flap their fins to express emotion
A fine romance with no quarrels With no insults at all morals
I've never must a crease in your blue search pants I never get the chance
This is a fine romance
Yes, a fine romance, my dear judges Two old fogies who need crutches
True love should have the thrills that a healthy crime has
Oh, we don't have the thrills that the moisture of time has
But I'm a very fine romance, my good woman
My strong age in the wood Woman, you never give the orchids a center glance
No, you like cactus plants This is a fine romance
A fine romance, my dear duchess Two old fogies who need crutches
True love should have the thrills that a healthy crime has
Oh, we don't have the thrills that the moisture of time has
Oh, we don't have the thrills that the moisture of time has
But I'm a very fine romance, my dear judges Two old fogies who need crutches
True love should have the thrills that a healthy crime has
Oh, we don't have the thrills that a healthy crime has
But I'm a very fine romance, my good woman