Every December we always remember Celebrate the fella in the suit We see the promos for Reindeer and his glow-nose Believe me, I think Rudolph's nose is cute Now I'm a fan of Frosty, I'll go gaga for the Grinch But beneath the hype are they the type you'd turn to in a pinch? There's someone more deserving of applause How about a hand for Mrs. Claus? I'm not complaining, I'm sure it's very draining Pulling off a Christmas Eve world tour My point in this is it's his marvelous missus Who gets it done with all the three, six, four Who's really checking all those lists and filling all them shelves She's a master multitasker who works faster than the elves Who keeps the North Pole hot till winter thaws The answer's to Mrs. Claus She reads every Christmas letter, fills out a Christmas sweater Better than old Santa any day She runs the operation with no appreciation Send a little Christmas love her way Oh, yes! She just gets no respect She works so hard Now I'll sing a fa-la-la And I'll shout oh-ho-ho-ho But I'm belting out this ballad for the gal who runs the show Join me in this very worthy host How about a hand for... Let's make it grand for... Everybody stand for Mrs. Claus!