It's just a little bitty
pissant country place
Ain't nothing much to see
No drinking allowed
Nice quiet crowd
Plain as it can be
It's just a piddly squatting old time country place
Ain't nothing too high tone Just lots of goodwill
And maybe one small trio But there's nothing dirty going on
Nothing dirty going on
We get sent for farmers, love for businessmen
Congress folks from Austin
Young boys looking for sin
Now we used to get a lot of roughnecks When the oil boom was high
But payday'd get a little rowdy Thank God the fuel run dry
It's just a little bitty pissant
country place Ain't nothing much to see
No drinking allowed Nice quiet crowd Plain as it can be
It's just a piddly squatting old time
country place Ain't nothing too high tone
Just lots of goodwill And maybe one small
trio But there's nothing dirty going on
I don't hire no married girl They're not on the ball
They got homes and husbands They're not stable at all
You know they don't understand a thing About a proper business day
Now what's the point in opening up
the store If you give the goods away?
It's just a little bitty pissant
country place Ain't nothing much to see
No drinking allowed Nice quiet crowd Plain as it can be
It's just a piddly squatting old time
country place Ain't nothing too high tone
Just lots of goodwill And maybe one small trio
But there's nothing dirty going on
Keep your language clean,
girls Keep your bedrooms neat
And don't hang around the town cafe And say hi on the street
Mind your P's and Q's and manners And you don't need no other tools
Cause every girl that lives here knows My special no-no rules
Yeah,
every girl that lives here knows Miss Boner's no-no rules
Ruby Ray, start us
There's not to be wallowed in That's the kind of thing that big,
fat,
lazy hogs do
And it don't make money,
Beatrice And I won't tolerate no tying up my telephone
With other people's business Eloise, honey?
And please don't show us no tattoos
No hearts and flowers on your thigh
It's downright tacky
Grand school on my cattle
And that ain't what we're selling
at this Modus Do you catch my drift?
I pay the food and the rent and the utilities You keep
your mind on your work responsibilities Don't let your
mouth overload your capabilities And we can get along,
dawn?
Any bad habits you come in with,
get rid of right now Tattie Jones I can't
stand no chewing gum that looks just like a cow
Linda Loo Anyone taking sick leave ought to be real sure they're sick
And every time you hear that bell You better get here double quick
And as for pimps,
pimps are something you don't need to get your daily business done
Are you listening good?
Keep them leeches and bloodsuckers off the back roads
I know how to use a gun And nobody messes with my girls
And any questions you might have about the way I run this place
Don't gripe and whine behind my back Just tell me face to face,
I'm open-minded
Say it all,
then go upstairs and pack the doors that-a-way
She pays the food and the rent and the utilities
We keep our mind on our work responsibilities
Don't let your mouth overload your capabilities And we can get along
It's just a little bitty, sad country place
Nothing much to see,
no drinking allowed
We get a nice, quiet crowd, plain as it can be
It's just a bittersweet, old-time
country place
Nothing too high, tall,
just lots of goodwill
And maybe one small thrill,
but it's hot and dirty going on
It's just a little bitty,
sad country place Nothing much to see,
no drinking allowed
We get a nice, quiet crowd, plain as it can be
It's just a bittersweet,
old-time country place Nothing too high,
tall,
just lots of
goodwill And maybe one small thrill,
but it's hot and
dirty going on