The room is hot and the pool is cold, the TV ain't got HBO, and the water pressure's
always low.
And the mini bar is empty, and good luck getting a good night's sleep, right between the honeymoon
suite and the 1980s vending machine, where all they sell is Pepsi.
So if your friends ask where to send your mail, there's a special place in hell, a zero-star
hotel.
Don't worry about your stay, cause I've already paid, there's a special place in
hell for you.
It ain't like you got a soul to sell, so save your prayers for someone else, the concierge
won't be no help, he's always on vacation.
I don't hate you, but I sure don't wish you well.
There's a special place in hell, a zero-star hotel.
Don't worry about your stay, cause I've already paid, there's a special place in hell for
you.
All the heat you put me through could never hold a candle to the room that they got held
for you, that special place in hell for you.
There's a ballet bathroom mirror, take a long look at yourself, there's a special place
in hell, a zero-star hotel.
Don't worry about your stay, cause I've already paid, there's a special place in hell for
you.
All the heat you put me through could never hold a candle to the room that they got held
for you, that special place in hell for you.