The room is hot and the pool is cold The TV ain't got HBO
And the water pressure's always low And the mini bar is empty
And good luck getting a good night's sleep Right between the honeymoon suite
And the 1980s glenning machine Where all they sell is Pepsi
So if your friends ask where to send your mail There's a special place in hell
A zero-star hotel Don't worry about your stay
Cause I've already paid There's a special place in hell for you
It ain't like you got a soul to sell It's to save your breaths for someone else
The concierge won't be no help He's always on vacation
I don't hate you but I sure don't wish you well
There's a special place in hell A zero-star hotel
Don't worry about your stay Cause I've already paid
There's a special place in hell for you
All the heat you put me through Could never hold a candle to
The room that they got held for you That special place in hell for you
There's a ballet bathroom mirror Take a long look at yourself
There's a special place in hell A zero-star hotel
Don't worry about your stay Cause I've already paid
There's a special place in hell for you
All the heat you put me through Could never hold a candle to
The room that they got held for you That special place in hell for you