The South African cricket development was stuck with a hangover predicament
To find a bowler, an affirmative bowler
They searched high and low for this rare talent
All in vain and Dr. Bacha went to parliament
To find a bowler, an affirmative bowler
Yes, a very fast bowler
Trevor Manuel was a spinner, turned the ball a bit
But like the rain, the ball turned straight into *
He's not a bowler, an affirmative bowler
Maharaj bowled to the speaker, said,
Ray from Nadi Friends, she was caught by Mufamadi
Van, said, Ray, son of the saints
He's not a bowler, an affirmative bowler
Yes, a very fast bowler
Dilla Omar told Busa, go and bowl of the day
He said, no iti mei bra, de lucht e wiki mei ve
Kasafuri took the ball without saying a word
And bowled a terror at Lakota, who retired home
Saquale had an over-end, he said, no iti mei bra, de lucht e wiki mei ve
And she lowered too, but the ball was left alone
Cause the striker was Gosatu
Not a bowler, an affirmative bowler
Then they asked Dr. Zuma, but she looked very grim
She said, I can't play cricket, got a health problem
Not a bowler, an affirmative bowler
We need a very fast bowler
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