I dig rock'n'roll, I can do the twine and the jerk
I wear strictly continental suits and high-collar shirts
I've got a reputation of being gentle with boys
And that's why they call me Agent 00 Soul, baby
Agent 00 Soul
They call me 00 Soul, baby
I'm Agent 00 Soul
I don't carry a pistol
I don't wear a false mustache
And you've never seen me carry around a little black bag
My real name's no secret, but for me it will never be told
I'm just known as Agent 00 Soul, baby
Agent 00 Soul
They call me 00 Soul, baby
I'm Agent 00 Soul
There once was a fella
Who was down on the rock'n'roll
He couldn't get himself together
He didn't have no kind of soul
The officer put me on his case
And I tracked him down right away
Now he's a DJ on a radio show
A station that everybody knows
Call me 00 Soul
Call me 00 Soul
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At my job, I work real hard
I'm on the go, arrange me a note
I'm Agent 00 Soul, baby
I'm Agent 00 Soul
They call me 00 Soul, baby