When Linda left, my life went down the drain
I started to rake and cast to drown the pain
The whiskey seems to work
It hits me where I hurt
I'll drink a toast to almost anything
They ought to put my name in the Alpha Hall of Fame
Oh, ain't this old bar stool that I'm on
Deep there in Alpha Hall of Fame
And we'll all get blown away
When they put my name in the Alpha Hall of Fame
I never knew
I never knew

Heart-drinking came so easy
Since she left, I just can't get enough
Those double shots are nice
So bartenders shoot me twice
Working my way down from bottoms up
They ought to put my name in the Alpha Hall of Fame
Oh, ain't this old bar stool
That I'm on
Deep there in Alpha Hall of Fame
And we'll all get blown away
When they put my name in the Alpha Hall of Fame
And when I'm dead and gone
You can write it on my stone
Here lies the honky-tonk game
They ought to put my name in the Alpha Hall of Fame
They ought to put my name in the Alpha Hall of Fame
Oh, ain't this old bar stool that I'm on
Deep there in Alpha Hall of Fame
And we'll all get blown away
When they put my name in the Alpha Hall of Fame
Oh, when they put my name in the Alpha Hall of Fame