Without that 57 Cadillac
And that mini mansion in the cul-de-sac
That 15-gallon Stetson hat
That you wear all the time
And those real expensive rounds of golf
And this diamond you're still paying off
Just know as soon as you get caught
They'll all be good as mine
I caught that lawyer up in Dallas
The one who's living in that palace
So I know he's good at winning
If you think there's something that you're missing
If you start stepping out
Only one thing can console me
If you're gonna leave me
And sitting out tall
Remember the alimony
If you like living at your mama's house
And drinking Milwaukee's best
On a hand-me-down couch
You're gonna love how this all works out
Cause it all works out for me
What's mine is mine
And what's yours is mine
So go on, baby
Have a real good time
I'll be counting the dollars
You'll be rolling the dimes
Freedom don't come free
Cause I caught that lawyer up in Dallas
The one who's living in that palace
So I know he's good at winning
If you think there's something that you're missing
If you start stepping out
Only one thing can console me
If you're gonna leave me
And sitting out tall
Remember the alimony
Remember the alimony
For richer or for poorer
We'll consider this your spoiler
If you think you can't afford looks



Well, you can't afford me to
So if you start stepping out
Only one thing can console me
If you're gonna leave me and send it home
We'll remember the alimony
You ain't gonna have a road of home
Go on and do your dog and pony show
If you're gonna be a dumbass, honey
I hope you remember the alimony