Hey yeah! Well five thirty P.M. rolls around

There's a little old joint outside of town

I only got time for a couple of beers

And a jukebox song ringing in my ear The next thing you know the bar tender's pouring

Shots are flowing, got me stoned man

All I really know is that I should be going

But I'm soaking up the moment I'm all jacked up, all jacked up

Don't believe I've ever had this much

One thing I've learned when you get tore up

Time sure flies when you're all jacked up It was getting mighty close to nine o'clock

What the hell, I'll have one more shot

Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar

Guess I mighta musta gone a little too far 'Cause a big old girl walked outta the blue

10 foot 2 with a bad attitude

Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth

I guess I had it coming, I deserved the due 'Cause I was all jacked up, all jacked up

Don't believe I've ever had this much

One thing I've learned when you get tore up

Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up Don't have to go home, but you can't stay here

That's what they said when I got my last beer

Oh my God, it's 2 o'clock

I can't find my keys and my truck's locked So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window

Hurt my elbow, got me in though

Two foot later backed into the light pole

All the town folk got a good show All jacked up

(All jacked up)

All jacked up

(All jacked up)

Don't believe I've ever had this much

One thing I've learned when you get tore up

Don't drive your truck when you're all jacked up Jacked up

(All jacked up)

(All jacked up)

Woo One thing I've learned when you get tore up

Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up

One thing I've learned when you get tore up Don't drive your car

Don't start no stuff in no bar

Hell I wouldn't even tell anybody where you are

When you're all Jacked up

(All jacked up)

All jacked up

(All jacked up)

All jacked up

(All jacked up)

All jacked up

(All jacked up) Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah