Last night I stumbled into a boy room
I met a girl with a pint in her purse
She was cute as two speckled puppies
And I said, man, you could do worse
So I walked across the room for a table
I walked across her table too
And I plopped myself down in a chair
I said, hi there
She whispered
My
My
My name is Mabel
And all I could say was, hi there
I said, permit me to introduce myself
Has it been colder here?
And she said, it ain't been no colder here
Than it has anyplace else
I had her almost
Persuaded
What happened to Julie, dude?
To slipstrip herself
Off her pride
Almost
Persuaded
To slip me
Over the top of my head
With a little drink
On the side
And then we danced
And we danced
And we danced
And we danced
And as I thought we were dancing
Oh, somebody stepped on my hand
And then I looked into her eyes
And I saw it
And I saw it
The reflection
Of my wedding band
And I thought, that sure is strange
Because I'm not even married
What it was is my wristwatch
I had her almost
Persuaded
Once more there, Hargis
Thank you
To come and be my own
Smarty-oink
Boy
And then her boyfriend came and made me go home
And something happened