I
don't care if you don't like my hair,
because I know it's amazing.
And I don't give a damn if you don't like my tan,
because I know it's amazing.
And I don't give two hoots if you don't like my boots,
because I know they're amazing.
And I don't give a * if you don't like my tits,
because I know they're amazing.
Amazing, amazing,
amazing,
amazing,
amazing,
amazing,
amazing,
amazing,
amazing.
I don't give a * if you don't like my hat,
because I know it's amazing.
And I don't give a poops if you don't like my hoops,
because I know they're amazing.
I don't care if you're in my underwear,
because it all feels amazing.
And I don't give a * if you think I suck,
because I know I'm amazing.
Amazing, amazing,
amazing, amazing,
amazing, amazing.
Amazing,
amazing, amazing.
I don't give a hurl if you say you're like
girls because I know that you're gazing.
And I don't give a bong if you say that
you're hung because you're probably phrasing.
I don't give a fart if you say that you're
smart because you're boring and lazy.
And I don't like dicks because I like
chicks and you know that's amazing.
Theresa Dam
Liza Minovi