* off Amazon Prime
I won't spend $7.99
To get my packages on time
It really should be a crime
Tricking pensioners online
Stop wasting our time
And * off Amazon Prime
Jeff Bezos taking days off
And now chilling in the sun
Every Aryan dick is getting tricked
By the small grip that he's done
Seems fine, try Prime at a time
But soon you'll have to pay
And six months, * it, that's a direct
Every fifty-eight quid's gone astray
I never used it anyway
I never used it anyway
And that's why all my mates just say
Ay, ay, ay
* off Amazon Prime
I won't spend $7.99
To get my packages on time
It really should be a crime
Tricking pensioners online
Stop wasting our time
And * off Amazon Prime
Seems I must get in packages
Delivered the next day
But if you wanna cancel it's a right old ass
We need a web design M.A.
You know the granddad are empty
And they don't know they've been ripped off
Set on their asses
Can't find their glasses
Don't know how to turn it off
They're just a bunch of complete hacks
They're just a bunch of complete hacks
Who don't pay any income tax
So * off Amazon Prime
I won't spend $7.99
To get my packages on time
It really should be a crime
Tricking pensioners online
Stop wasting our time
And * off Amazon Prime