If your paycheck depends on the weather and the clock
If your conversation calls for a little more than a coffee pot
If you need to pour your heart out and try to rectify some situation
That you're facing
Contact your American Honky Tonk Bar Association
When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket
For most things you don't mind
But when your dollar goes to all of those standing in a welfare line
Rejoice, you have a voice
If you're concerned about the destination
Of this great nation
It's called the American Honky Tonk Bar Association
It represents the hard hat, gun rack, aching back, overtaxed flag
Waving the fun-loving crowd
Their heart is in the music
And their heart is in the music
They love to play it loud
There's no forms or no applications
There's no red tape administrations
It's the American Honky Tonk Bar Association
We're all excited about the world
We're all one big family
Throughout the cities and the town
We don't reach for handouts
We reach for those who're down
And every local chapter has a 7 day a week available consultation
Carry our friends on and sign up at the speaker at our shop






For your frustration, it's called the American Honky Tonk Bar Association.
It represents the mudflap, six-pack, bear crack, overtaxed flag-wearing, fun-loving crowd.
Their heart is in the music, and they love to play it loud.
There's no forms or no applications.
There's no red tape administration.
It's the American Honky Tonk Bar Association.
Go join your American Honky Tonk Bar Association.
Do not delay.
Contact today.
Your AHBA.
Your AHBA.
Go join your American Honky Tonk Bar Association.
Go join your American Honky Tonk Bar Association.