Alright, we have another special thing we have to do before we begin our program.
It's a little problem that we run into every time we play in a socially retarded area.
Basically, what it amounts to is this.
Some people have the wrong idea about what our musical ensemble is all about.
You know, they have these crazed fantasies about what we're going to do when we get on stage, you see.
And Florida, being the great place that it is, had quite a few of these fantasies.
And, you know, they're disturbing enough that some promoters and important people down here
deemed it necessary to put special clauses into our contracts
that would preclude anything that would fall under the classification of
uh...
obscenity or weirdness on stage.
So, to prove that our heart is in the right place,
we're going to take a loyalty oath now on stage.
Swear before you.
Everybody in the band, raise your right hand.
I hereby...
I, you say your name.
I, you say your name.
Do hereby solemnly swear
in accordance with the laws of the great state of Florida
and the demands of rednecks everywhere.
Do hereby solemnly...
Hereby solemnly...
...agree under no circumstances whatsoever
outside of a private showing in a hotel someplace
populated...
I hereby swear I will not whip out my tool...
...tool...
...pulch...
...coward...
...thrown...
... purple...
...frog...
... coveted...
... чер вер
isso fate
...pelle...
...der Falle...
...fraud...
...robber...