You know the song Forget everything that went wrong And all sing along It's the time of the year where we all Get along Cause as long as there's beer The real festive cheer The money disappears So come on you sad sacks You're not gonna win the human race Put on your glad racks Go get off your face Grab that sheriff from the office Nick the champagne, let's get off it Just in time for Rome, let's sing There's still a few crackers left to pull Under the mistletoe, you fools Love your friends, spend, spend, spend You know the score As soon as you sink that shot down Be one more As sure as your face hits the floor Come on you sad sacks A hand jive's not out of place Put on your glad racks Go get off your face Grab that sheriff from the office Nick the champagne, let's get off it Just in time for Rome, let's sing There's still a few crackers left to pull Under the mistletoe, you fools Love your friends, spend, spend, spend I can't believe it's Christmas Here he comes, I can see him Go to bed you sleepy dozers Santa's on his way With the presents on his sleigh So go to bed you sleepy head Before he flies away Grab that sheriff from the office Nick the champagne, let's get off it Just in time for Rome, let's sing There's still a few crackers left to pull Under the mistletoe, you fools Love your friends, spend, spend, spend I can't believe it's Christmas Can't believe it's Christmas Can't believe it's Christmas Santa's on his way With the presents on his sleigh Santa's on his way With the presents on his sleigh Santa's on his way With the presents on his sleigh Santa's on his way