Oh, it's music to my ears, oh man, how can I describe the way I feel, fucking great man Okay, let me see, how can I begin? Locked in Mariah's wine cellar, all I had for lunch was red wine, more bread wine than Captain Crunch Red wine for breakfast and for brunch, and to soak it up and in between snack, crackers to munch Mariah, what's ever happened to us, why did we have to break up, all I asked for was a glass of punch You see, I never really asked for much, I can't imagine what's going through your mind after such a nasty Break up with that Latin hunk, Luis Miguel, Nick Cannon, better back the fuck up I'm not playing, I want to back your punk, this is Hello Kitty bedspread, satin funk Mixed with Egyptian, with a little rap and punk, zappin' Eric Clapton, chaperones have a crunk And yeah, baby, I want another crack at ya, you can beat me with any spatula that you want I mean, I really want your badger cut, Nick, you had your fun, I've come to kick you when you sack a junk Man, I could use a fresh batch of blood, so prepare your vernacular for Dracula, acupuncture Bagpipes from Baghdad, when will it ever cease, for Pete's sakes, he's crazy to say the least Bagpipes from Baghdad, what's going through my mind, half the time when I rhyme, I'm blowing up my Bagpipes from Baghdad, somebody turn the vacancy sign on, cause I'm gone, blowing up my Bagpipes from Baghdad, I'm running the streets and act like a madman, holding a glass You can be a permanent fixture in my lyrical mixture, I'm the miracle whip, the trickster My signature sound, when the tube of lipstick's around, I'm bound to put it on in an instant Wow, man, what an ensemble, what an assortment of pharma, pseudicals, this beautiful pill Dust in my palma, cuticles get residue just from touching the bottle, never knew I could remind me So much of my mama, a culture like Dharma, only put your life on ya, the size of a sword, boy I'm like the fucking Red Zone, you get it stuck in your corn, you're nice knowing you know him And you're so fucking annoying, drop the shovel, boy, you don't know what the fuck you're doing I ain't playing no fucking war, Nick Cannon, you're brick, I wish you luck with the fucking whore Every minute there's a sucker born, snuck up on Malachi, made the motherfucker suck on a struck of corn Shuck, shuck a corn, shuck a corn, hit Jason in the face with a hockey puck and told him it's fucking on Man, what the fuck are you doing, you're running over the snow blower with the lawnmower Blow on your bagpipes from Baghdad When will it ever cease, for Pete's sakes, he's crazy to say the least Bagpipes from Baghdad What's going through my mind half the time when I rhyme while blowing on my bagpipes Bagpipes from Baghdad Somebody turn the vacancy sign on cause I'm gone blowing on my bagpipes Bagpipes from Baghdad I run the streets and act like a madman holding a glad bag In the bed with two brain dead lesbian vegetables, I bet you they become heterosexual Nothing will stop me from molesting you, titty fucking you to your breast, nipple flesh tickles my testicles Is what they said to the two conjoined twins How's it going girlfriends, you need a boyfriend, you need some ointment, just set up an appointment Who's gonna see the doctor first, we'll do a coin flip I just got my one year sobriety coin chip When the bad get going, how bad does the going get Baby, you shouldn't have any trouble rubbing groins with each other, especially when you're joined at the hip I'm going to get the needle and thread from the sewing kit And attempt to separate them and stitch them back at the loin shit Lord, the little boy with the chocolate chips, ahoy, chip Cookie, look, he even took me a Polaroid clip Bagpipes from Baghdad When will it ever cease, for Pete's sakes, he's crazy to say the least Bagpipes from Baghdad What's going through my mind half the time when I rhyme while blowing on my bagpipes Bagpipes from Baghdad Somebody turn the vacancy sign on cause I'm gone blowing on my bagpipes Bagpipes from Baghdad I run the streets and act like a mad man Holding a glad bag of bagpipes from Baghdad Bagpipes from Baghdad