Baked Beans I have a little song entitled Baked Beans I was feeling a little bit hungry just yesterday morning So I thought maybe I better head round the old local supermarket Just to check out the baked bean situation So I headed off round the local supermarket Went through the front doors And there over to my right Standing by the baked bean stand Was a really cool looking little chick So I thought I might just have to very casually and calmly Wander over her direction And say something classic to her like Hi there So I just very casually and inconspicuously Wandered over her direction I saddled up to her and I said Hi there, my name's Craig And I sing up front for Mother Goose And she said I've never heard of you So I thought as about time I just have to use my old line on her So I got on my tiptoes and whispered into her ear How about we head back round to your pad For some baked beans on toast Never fails you know Mind you I've always been a bit of a good looker With all the girls and everything Anyway by this time she just couldn't resist me anymore So she says okay big boy She took me out of the supermarket Down the main street and round the corner And back to her pad Through the front door Down the hallway Into the kitchen To her great big plate So rich red and saucy Baked beans Yes Running down my cheeks Down my shirt Across my feet Baked beans Baked beans in my hair Baked beans Everywhere Then we got married And it was really beautiful And the next morning she brought me in Baked beans in bed Yes Baked beans are baked beans Baked beans are baked beans Baked beans are baked beans Baked beans are baked beans Ah Baked beans are baked beans Baked beans are baked beans Yes Baked beans are baked beans Baked beans are baked beans Ah Yippee-aye-yo ketchup Yip, yip Yippee-aye-yo Yip, yip Yippee-aye-yo Yip, yip Yippee-aye-yo Yip, yip Yippee-aye-yo Yip, yip Yip, yip Yippee-aye-yo ketchup Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Big Peanuts Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Big Peanuts Big Peanuts .