I was gonna clean my room until I got high I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high My room is still messed up, and I know why Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high I was gonna go to class, before I got high I coulda cheated, and I coulda passed, but I got high I'm taking it next semester, and I know why Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high I was gonna go to court, before I got high I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high They took my whole paycheck, and I know why Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high Now I'm a paraplegic, and I know why Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high I was gonna eat your pussy too, but then I got high Now I'm jacking off, and I know why Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high I messed up my entire life, because I got high I lost my kids and wife, because I got high Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk, and I know why Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high Now I'ma stop singing this song, because I'm high I'm singing this whole thing wrong, because I'm high And if I don't sell one copy, I know why Cause I'm high, cause I'm high, cause I'm high Skippity beep-bop, doo-wop