Remember when you broke up with your crazy ex
God, I'm glad you've finally gotten over them
Only took about a hundred million texts
God, I swear that kid was such a narcissist
Everybody knows I love you so, so, so, so much
Cause every time they ask, I always tell, tell, tell, tell them
That's my, that's my best friend
That's my, that's my right hand
That's my gun I throw up in the bathroom but still love them
Baby, you're my best friend, best friend
Baby, you're my best friend, best friend
That's my, that's my lifeline
That's my ride or die like
That's my say I hate you but you know that that's a damn lie
Baby, you're my best friend
Best friend
Baby, you're my best friend, best friend
Baby, you're my
Baby, you're my
Made a promise that I'm gonna marry you
If we're both still single by like 32
And I bet that's gonna end up being true
Cause I hate like everyone except for you
Who else is gonna grocery shop with me at 2am
Who else will take that picture for you just to get revenge
You're just a psycho as me, just a sick inside the head
So when they ask, I've always said
That's my, that's my best friend
That's my, that's my right hand
That's my gun I throw up in the bathroom but still love them
Baby, you're my best friend, best friend
Baby, you're my best friend, best friend
That's my, that's my lifeline
That's my ride or die like
That's my say I hate you but you know that that's a damn lie
Baby, you're my best friend, best friend
Baby, you're my best friend, best friend
Baby, you're my best friend, best friend
Baby, you're my
Baby, you're my
Baby, you're my
Yeah, I'll be there in 10 minutes
Baby, you're my best friend, best friend