I like the superhero movies. I feel like they need some more black superheroes.
I've watched the superhero movies, but all the black superheroes are a little bit * up.
Either they ain't all the way black, or they ain't all the way superhero.
It's always something a little bit off.
Alright, name a black superhero. You can name any black.
I'm talking about from TV, comic books, movies, cartoons.
You said what? You said Black Panther.
Black Panther. Okay, Black Panther.
He from Africa. He black. He dressing all black.
He got a lot of money. He kind of like a black-ass African Batman.
And that's cool, but the only thing is, Batman scare people with his voice, too.
You really can't be scary if you got that African accent.
You can't show up, ha ha, joker, right now I saw you.
You come where I sit right now, what I tell you when I start with you.
Hello, Commissioner.
Goddamn, right now I see the Bat-signal.
You tell me where to go, and then I'll go right now.
Batmobile be confused as hell.
What did you say at the end?
Anybody else? Nobody else?
You said Blade? Okay, Blade.
He half black, half vampire, right?
What do you notice first?
That he's black?
So you mean being black outweighs being a monster?
That would be white people's new N-word.
It's a lot of Blades in this neighborhood.
Vampires just sucking the property value down.
Oh, not you, not you. We're talking about Blade.
Nobody else? Black superhero?
You said Luke Cage. I like Luke Cage because that's about what black people need.
We need to be bulletproof the way they shooting the * out of us.
Goddamn, that's the only black superhero that makes sense,
and he can't do * but be bulletproof.
You bulletproof, he still went to jail.
I said, Goddamn.
Nobody else? Anybody else?
You said War Machine. Okay, that's Iron Man's homeboy.
That's Tony Stark's homeboy.
So you saying in order for a black person to be a superhero, a rich white dude,
got to give him money?
Got to give him a suit that he don't want no more?
Here, take this. Help your community.
You said Hancock. Okay, Hancock. That's Will Smith, right?
And that's one of Will Smith's action movies.
You could tell a Will Smith action movie by whether or not he has a haircut.
If he has a haircut, explosions, action.
If he don't have a haircut, it's a tearjerker.
He going to try to make you cry.
But Hancock, he don't have a haircut.
Hancock, that's where Will Smith, he had superpowers.
He could fly. He was super strong.
But he was lazy.
He liked to get drunk all the time.
And he got weak soon as he got around the white girl.
Get the * out of here.
That ain't no superhero. I know dudes just like him.
That's Lamar Odom in reverse.