I've got a funky reputation, cause I like to get low down And all of your mothers better lock up your daughters cause the buggy man's in town They call me the buggy man, nobody can do it like I can They call me the buggy man, I'm a king size buggy man Sheriff has got my number, he locked me up last fall Cause I taught his daughter how to do the buggy and I can't go back at all They call me the buggy man, nobody can do it like I can They call me the buggy man, I'm a king size buggy man I used to play in a traveling band down on the county line And I went down there to do some bugging and I wound up doing time They call me the buggy man, nobody can do it like I can They call me the buggy man, I'm a king size buggy man I tell all you good time women and your derby tots on the ball Just a little taste of my good bugging and I'll make you climb the walls They call me the buggy man, nobody can do it like I can They call me the buggy man, I'm a king size buggy man I used to play in a traveling band down on the county line And I went down there to do some bugging and I wound up doing time They call me the buggy man, nobody can do it like I can They call me the buggy man, I'm a king size buggy man I used to play in a traveling band down on the county line And I went down there to do some bugging and I wound up doing time They call me the buggy man, I'm a king size buggy man I used to play in a traveling band down on the county line And I went down there to do some bugging and I wound up doing time *