Oh, Osgood, you saved us all.
Anything for my Daphne-cita.
But before we marry,
I need to tell you something.
What is it, mi amor?
Well,
to begin,
I doubt your mother will ever approve of me.
I have a terrible past.
I smoke, I drink.
Not nearly enough for her tastes, I assure you.
I can never have children.
We can adopt!
You don't understand.
Daphne, my dear.
I do understand.
And I think you're perfect.
Osgood,
nobody's perfect.
Well, that may be true.
But Daphne's perfect for me.
Osgood's perfect for you.
Well,
then what is there to say except,
I do,
I do?
Welcome to Daphne-cita's,
the hottest pub in Los Angeles.
It's my pleasure to introduce our lady of libation,
Sweet Sue and her society's syncopators.
Tonight is a very special night, Osgood.
Let's raise a glass of lawful liquor,
my pets,
for the 21st Amendment has just been ratified.
And that spells the end of prohibition! We've been bad for so long.
Let's see if we can remember how to be good.
Who
needs flappers and bathtub gin?
The hell with the depression, let the fun begin.
Cause the band's all I need for the kicks to kick in.
Baby, let's get good.
Our public enemy number one.
The government just went and spoiled all his fun.
And oh,
I really miss the way the gangsta handled his gun.
Baby, let's get good.
Well,
they ended the party when they gave us permission.
I know I shouldn't say it,
but I'll miss prohibition.
We'll have to choose a Sunday kind of celebrating.
The positive is what we'll now be accentuating.
What are you thirsty for?
What are you thirsty for?
For beat, yours, flappers, and bathtub gin.
Can't go and tell the milkman that we'll give him a spin.
Oh,
but now and then we'll break for some original sin.
Baby, let's get good.
Yeah,
who would have thought when we boarded that train,
that all the lights in Hollywood would spell sugarcane?
Yes, MGM's calling.
The band's been a-killing.
And we can still be partners.
Yeah, but who gets top billing?
No more hiding the love we got.
And now the time has come for us to tie the knot.
Then we'll turn up the heat because we like it hot.
Yeah, things are looking as they should.
Baby, baby, baby,
let's get good.
And when the curtain rises every night,
you'll be at my left,
you'll be at my right.
There's no hotter envy to discuss.
And you can't have me if you don't have us.