Bust it! This here's a tale for all the fellas Tryin' to do what those ladies tell us Get shot down cause you're overzealous Play hard to get females get jealous Okay smarty, go to a party Girls scantily clad and showin' potty A chick walks by and you wish you could *** her But you're standin' on the wall like you was Poindexter Next day's function, high class lunchin' Food is served and you're stone cold munchin' Music comes on, people start to dance But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants A girl starts walkin', guys start gawkin' Sits down next to you and starts talkin' Said she wants to dance cause she likes the groove So come on fatso and just bust a move Uh, hey, yeah Uh, uh, hey, yeah Just bust a move Uh, hey, uh, yeah Uh, hey, yeah, uh, uh You're on a mission and you're wishin' Someone could cure your lonely condition Lookin' for love in all the wrong places No fine girls, just ugly faces From frustration, first inclination Is to become a monk and leave the situation But every dark tunnel has a light of hope So don't hang yourself with a celibate rope Your movie's showin', so you're goin' Could care less about the vibe you're blowin' Peter gets knocked just to start the show And then you spot a fine woman sittin' in your row She's dressed in yellow, she says hello Come sit next to me, ya fine fellow You run over there without a second to lose And what comes next, hey, bust a move You want it, you got it You want it, baby, you got it Just bust a move You want it, you got it You want it, baby, you got it In this city, ladies look pretty Guys tell jokes so they can seem pretty Tell a funny joke just to get some play Then you try to make a move and she says no way Girls are fakin', goodness sakin' They want a man who brings home the bacon Got no money and you got no car Then you got no woman, and there you are Some girls are sadistic, materialistic Lookin' for a man, make some opportunistic They're lyin' on the beach perpetratin' a tan So that a brother with the money can be their man So on the beach you're strollin', real high rollin' Everything you have is yours and not stolen A girl runs up with somethin' to prove So don't just stand there, bust a move You want it, you got it You want it, baby, you got it Just bust a move You want it, you got it You want it, baby, you got it Break it down for me, please Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh Uh, hey, yeah, uh Uh, ooh, hey, yeah Uh, uh, hey, yeah Ee, uh, uh, uh Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry In five days from now he's gonna marry He's hopin' you can make it there if you can Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man You say neato, check your libido Enroll to the church in your new tuxedo The bride walks down just to start the wedding And there's one more girl you won't be getting So you start thinkin', then you start blinkin' A bride may look and think that you're winking She thinks you're kinda cute so she winks back And then you're feelin' really fine cause the girl is stacked Reception's jumpin', bass is bumpin' Look at the girl and your heart starts thumpin' Says she wants to dance to a different group Now you know what to do, G, bust a move You want it, you got it Uh, you want it, baby, you got it Just bust a move You want it, you got it Uh, you want it, baby, you got it Ah, ah, ay, ah, ah, yeah Uh, ah, ay, ah, ay, ah, ah, hey, yeah, yeah