And the skaters, they got a place to swoon
And the gumbo's always hot, on the bayou
Hell, this patron country
On the bayou
You better take your fishing pole
And if you're thirsty, I got some Dixie Icy Cold
Try some crawfish, 8 to 5
Or it's the poor boy down in patron country
On the bayou
I met Alligator Henri
He was poachin'
But that ain't the story he tried to tell me
I born and raised in New Orleans
He's a three-year-old down in patron country
On the bayou
On the bayou
The only place I feel at home
And I'll never, never, never, never
Feel the need to roam
Cause I'm a cute-ass through and through
I don't care that I'm down in patron country
Bayou
Bayou
Bayou
Bayou
Bayou