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Betty was worried about the lover that she has married
And she didn't know what to do
He'd been hit by a hammer on the head and he lay dead
An' all her worst fears came true Call the police
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And he never ever broke the law
Thin Miss Lizzy was a kept very busy
And sometimes very dizzy, we knew what for Call the police
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Call the police And take 'em all away
Lock 'em up Call the police
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Doin' all his dippin' from the door
He knew a shady dealer who had done a dirty DJ
The sooner he could settle the score Call the police
Call the police
Call the police
Call the police And lock 'em up
Help ya, have a birthday, say
Take 'em all away