It's a mad mad world tell me not to be so mad about it It's a sad sad world tell me that I ought to laugh about it Funny thing is I'm the one with the cool head Everything's fine. If you pretend bless this mess hallelujah, but I'm about to lose it Don't tell me to calm down, tell me to calm down It's freaking me out that you're not freaking out Don't tell me I'll be fine, even if you're right It's freaking me out don't tell me to calm down It's a mad mad world trying not to lose my *** about it I'm in a bad bad mood maybe I should take a hit about it Any other day I need a hug like a teddy bear Now the room's on fire need to get some air Oh bless this mess hallelujah Thoughts and prayers so what who cares Don't tell me to calm down, tell me to calm down It's freaking me out that you're not freaking out Don't tell me I'll be fine, even if you're right It's freaking me out don't tell me to calm down Oh, oh, don't tell me, don't tell me to calm down Oh, oh, don't tell me, don't, don't tell me to calm Drifting through this fever dream in microplastic submarines Your body is not yours it seems What the *** is happening? Don't tell me to calm down, tell me to calm down It's freaking me out that you're not freaking out Don't tell me I'll be fine, even if you're right It's freaking me out don't tell me to calm down Oh, oh, don't tell me, don't tell me to calm down Oh, oh, don't tell me, don't tell me to calm down