Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen. It is now time to start our show and of course we have as our first attraction the one and only Mr. Eddie Cleanhead Vinson. Folks call me Mr. Cleanhead, just because my head is bald. Folks call me Mr. Cleanhead, just because my head is bald. But with the stuff that I use, I don't need no handle. If it wasn't for you women, I'd have my curly locks today. If it wasn't for you women, I'd have my curly locks today. But I've been hugged, kissed and petted, till all my hair was rubbed away. When it starts to getting wetter, my head gets kind of cold. I try to grow a little hair, but I can't deceive my soul. When it comes to getting summer, I get such a pretty tan. You can hear all the women holler, where can I find that clean head man? Yes, they call me Mr. Cleanhead, cause I've been bald a long, long time. But I don't need to worry, you get yours and brother you know I'll get mine. *