You're a twilight creature
You slide out at night
Pretty girls dancing in the floor
They're the hook and you bite

Who do you think you are
They need their privacy
Can't you take the hint you club fool
Let them be

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A club fool is a girls nightmare
Shark of the floor you better beware
A club fool is girls nightmare
Gonna change the rules cos we got
Something new
Don't drool don drool
You're nothing you're nothing but
A club fool

You're a scheming demon
What fives you the liberty
Got no thought for others
Contempt breeds immunity

Who do you think you are
You should be on the shelf
Better respect others
As you would respect yourself

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