I live on the edge, but something has me really turning red
I toss and then I turn inside this bed, oh yeah, yeah I said
I'm unsatisfied with all the Romeos and their goodbyes
They see a lady's incomplete, their lives are, that's why I sigh
It's not just me I talk about, our age is on the way
All the money in the women's world will never make them change
Gonna grab the yellow pages, find Da Vinci at the thread
To dress me up and make me look like someone else instead
It's time for my rehearsal, the ultimate reversal
You see I've got a plan, I'm coming back as a man
I'm gonna wear blue, and find a pair of flat black leather shoes
That shine more than a diamond mine could do
And add something new, like wear a cologne
That says you are the man I'm gonna own
And whispers, baby, will you take me home?
I'll drop a hint and then my keys, and then I'll cast a net
To catch someone who's in for such a night he won't forget
Gonna grab the yellow pages, find Da Vinci at the thread
To dress me up and make me look like someone else instead
It's time for my rehearsal, the ultimate reversal
You see I've got a plan, I'm coming back as a man
I'll hide behind the Errol Flynn moustache
Remove that false impression to make sure the feeling lasts
Call me the equalizer for the girls
And tell me, baby, tell me where it hurts
Gonna grab the yellow pages, find Da Vinci at the thread
To dress me up and make me look like someone else instead
It's time for my rehearsal, the ultimate reversal
You see I've got a plan, I'm coming back as a man
Mmm, mmm, as a man
I'm coming back as a man
You'll see, you'll see, as a man