You're a crash test dummy if I ever seen one I know you're tough little buddy please don't ever give up You're a crash test dummy if I ever seen one If you can't save yourself that's your loss It's a long way down from the top When you wrecked and when you broke your neck You should be dead Cause you fell and split your head that's called an impact Every bone was broken and cracked you got smashed Now you're wrapped up in a full body cast You're a crash test dummy if I ever seen one I know you're tough little buddy please don't ever give up You're a crash test dummy if I ever seen one When life gets rough little buddy please don't ever give up You're a crash test dummy if I ever seen one If you can't save yourself that's enough But it's a long way down to climb back up When you crashed and when you break your back Your body's taxed cause we all smash just like glass You're a crash test dummy if I ever seen one I know you're tough little buddy please don't ever give up You're a crash test dummy if I ever seen one When life gets rough little buddy please don't ever give up You're a crash test dummy if I ever seen one You're a crash test dummy if I ever seen one You're a crash test dummy You're a crash test dummy Driving into a wall