Wait a minute, man. It was this blind man, right? It was this blind man, right? He was feeling his way down the street with this stick, right? Hey, he walked past this fish market. You know, I'm saying he stopped. He took a deep breath. He said Good morning, ladies I tell you all these motherfuckers Baby that's all we need We can go to the park at the dog smoke that dumb weed as the marijuana burn We can take our turn singing them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the ball like teaching John the cell takes from here to Hong Kong So It was just sundown in a small white town they call it Afro man walk through the white land houses Standing on the corner selling rap CDs when I met a little girl named Jan I met a ride in my caddy cuz I didn't know a daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan We fucked on the bed fucks on the floor fuck so long I grew a fucking afro then I fucked to the left left fuck to the right I suck my dick to the shit turn white I thought to myself she but she got my ass looking like a zebra I put on my clothes and I was on my way until her daddy pulled up in the Chevrolet So I ran I jumped up the back window, but her daddy he was waiting with a two-by-four Oh, he beat me to the left. He beat me to the right the motherfucker whooped my ass all night But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad. That's the best damn pussy I ever had I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine I'ma fuck that bitch just one more time Code 45 and two zigzags Baby that's all we need We can go to the park at the dog smoke that dumb weed as the marijuana burn We can take our turn singing them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the ball like teaching John the cell takes from here to Hong Kong So roll roll roll my joint pick out the season stamps Feeling high as hell flying through Palmdale Skating on Dayton rims Come on So roll roll the 83 Cadillac coupe to build And my tapes in my cities just don't sell I bet my cabbie will I bet my cabbie will I bet my cabbie will I bet my cabbie will I bet my cabbie will I bet my cabbie will I bet my cabbie will I bet my cabbie will I bet my cabbie will I met this lady in Hollywood She had green hair but damn she looked good I took her to my house Cause she was fine But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine I met this lady from Japan Never made love with an African I fucked her once I fucked her twice I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya I met a woman in the heart of Australia Had a big gut and big titties too So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo See I met this woman from Hawaii Stuck it in her ass And she said aye Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch Met Colonel Sanders' wife in the state of Kentucky She said I'd fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me I came in her mouth It was a crisis I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices Code 45 and two zigzags Baby that's all we need We can go to the ball Got the dogs Smoke that tumbleweed And as the marijuana burn we can take our turn Singing them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the ball Like Cheech and Chong Wait a minute man check this out I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee Her titties were filled with Hennessy That country music really drove me crazy But I rolled that ass and said Yes Miss Daisy Met this lady in Oklahoma Put that pussy in a coma Met this lady in Michigan I can't wait till I fuck that bitch again Met a real black girl down in South Carolina Fucked her till she turned to a white albino Fucked this hooker in Iowa I fucked her on credit So I owe her Fucked this girl down in Georgia Came in her mouth Man I thought I told ya Met this beautiful sexy ho She just ran across the border of Mexico Fine young thing said her name's Maria I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla I wanna get married but I can't afford it I know I'ma cry when she get deported Coke 45 and two zigzags Baby that's all we need We can go to the ball Grab the dog Smoke that tumbleweed And as them marijuana burn We can take our turn Singing them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the ball Like Cheech and Chong And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong So roll, roll, roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems Feeling high as hell Flying through Palmdale Skating on Dayton rims So roll, roll the 83 Cadillac coupe to build And my tapes and my CDs just don't sell