
Song
Frank Zappa
Dance Contest

0
Play
Lyrics
Uploaded bynct.phongdq
Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Ike willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Ray white (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Steve vai (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Warren cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Denny walley (slide guitar, vocals)
Tommy mars (keyboards, vocals)
Peter wolf (keyboards)
Bob harris (keyboards, trumpet, vocals)
Ed mann (percussion)
Arthur barrow (bass, vocals)
Vinnie colaiuta (drums) Fz:
"one of, one of the things that I like best about playing in new york is this particular place, because it has - it has a stage that is conducive to, how you say in the trade, audience part
Tion. now if there's one thing that I really like, it's, uh, audience participation. now listen... I gotta figure out something that I can, uh - do you think we should have another dance contest
Ght? oh, hey - the injured person dance contest. ah, well, let's see...awright, I'll tell you what we're going to do. here's a, here's a guy who really wants to be in the dance contest aw-reety,
Ighty, hey. okay..." Butch:
"you are great, man - you are great. you are the best, baby. do 'dinah-moe humm.'" Fz:
"all right, now wait a minute - what's your name? hey, hey - what's your name? " Butch:
"butch." Fz:
"awright, the dynamic butch. here's, here's a girl that wants to dance with butch. what's your name? " Lena:
"lena." Fz:
"what? " Lena:
"lena." Fz:
"lena, meet butch. okay, lena and butch, couple number one. heh heh. okay, let's see - that guy there, with his...that - that one there with the teeshirt on - no, no, the other one - this o
No, no - no no no, wait a minute, wait... well, you're - actually, you're very nice, though. would you like to come up here? ...okay, but d'you think you can behave yourself? you, you're sure yo
Behave yourself? ...okay, what's your name? " Guy:
"tom, man. (mumble, mumble) you, baby, I (mumble, mumble)(gurgle) you (mumble, mmf, etc.)." Guy:
"arrgh, mmmf, glurg, etc." Fz:
"awright, now wait a minute. awright, awright, now wait..." Guy:
"(mumble, mmf.) ugliness! ugliness!" Other guy:
"frank, you're my buddy! arrgh, mmf." Fz:
"awright, wait a minute, wait a minute. I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. if you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful, I just
To tell you somethin' - there's more of us ugly mother-fuckers than you are, hey-y, so watch out. now..." Guy (butch? ):
"will you bring my girlfriend on stage, maybe? " Fz:
"sure. all right, now you - he wants to get his girlfriend - go get your girlfriend." Girl:
"hey zap!" Fz:
"good to see you again." Girl:
"squeak!" Fz:
"i know." Guy:
"i ain't no fucking queer." Fz:
"all right, now look, here's what we're going to do. awright. now. this - they'll be mashed, I'll save them, I'll save them for later." Guy:
"i'm not a fucking queer." Fz:
"this man is trying desperately to let everybody know that he's not a queer. he's not queer, he's not queer. awright, and now... you are going to dance, like you've never danced before...&q
Ike willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Ray white (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Steve vai (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Warren cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Denny walley (slide guitar, vocals)
Tommy mars (keyboards, vocals)
Peter wolf (keyboards)
Bob harris (keyboards, trumpet, vocals)
Ed mann (percussion)
Arthur barrow (bass, vocals)
Vinnie colaiuta (drums) Fz:
"one of, one of the things that I like best about playing in new york is this particular place, because it has - it has a stage that is conducive to, how you say in the trade, audience part
Tion. now if there's one thing that I really like, it's, uh, audience participation. now listen... I gotta figure out something that I can, uh - do you think we should have another dance contest
Ght? oh, hey - the injured person dance contest. ah, well, let's see...awright, I'll tell you what we're going to do. here's a, here's a guy who really wants to be in the dance contest aw-reety,
Ighty, hey. okay..." Butch:
"you are great, man - you are great. you are the best, baby. do 'dinah-moe humm.'" Fz:
"all right, now wait a minute - what's your name? hey, hey - what's your name? " Butch:
"butch." Fz:
"awright, the dynamic butch. here's, here's a girl that wants to dance with butch. what's your name? " Lena:
"lena." Fz:
"what? " Lena:
"lena." Fz:
"lena, meet butch. okay, lena and butch, couple number one. heh heh. okay, let's see - that guy there, with his...that - that one there with the teeshirt on - no, no, the other one - this o
No, no - no no no, wait a minute, wait... well, you're - actually, you're very nice, though. would you like to come up here? ...okay, but d'you think you can behave yourself? you, you're sure yo
Behave yourself? ...okay, what's your name? " Guy:
"tom, man. (mumble, mumble) you, baby, I (mumble, mumble)(gurgle) you (mumble, mmf, etc.)." Guy:
"arrgh, mmmf, glurg, etc." Fz:
"awright, now wait a minute. awright, awright, now wait..." Guy:
"(mumble, mmf.) ugliness! ugliness!" Other guy:
"frank, you're my buddy! arrgh, mmf." Fz:
"awright, wait a minute, wait a minute. I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. if you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful, I just
To tell you somethin' - there's more of us ugly mother-fuckers than you are, hey-y, so watch out. now..." Guy (butch? ):
"will you bring my girlfriend on stage, maybe? " Fz:
"sure. all right, now you - he wants to get his girlfriend - go get your girlfriend." Girl:
"hey zap!" Fz:
"good to see you again." Girl:
"squeak!" Fz:
"i know." Guy:
"i ain't no fucking queer." Fz:
"all right, now look, here's what we're going to do. awright. now. this - they'll be mashed, I'll save them, I'll save them for later." Guy:
"i'm not a fucking queer." Fz:
"this man is trying desperately to let everybody know that he's not a queer. he's not queer, he's not queer. awright, and now... you are going to dance, like you've never danced before...&q
Show more
Artist

Frank Zappa1 followers
Follow
Popular songs by Frank Zappa

Stick Together

03:18

A Bunch Of Adventures

00:56

Frank Zappa Apostrophe

05:49

Can't Afford No Shoes (Rough Mix)

04:43

Whipping Post

07:34

Them Or Us

05:08

Marque-son'S Chicken

07:35

Frogs With Dirty Little Lips

02:46

Be In My Video

03:40

Truck Driver Divorce

09:06
Popular Albums by Frank Zappa

Can't Afford No Shoes (Rough Mix)
Frank Zappa
, The Mothers Of Invention

One Size Fits All

Frank Zappa Apostrophe
Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa Uncle remus

Frank Zappa Black napkins

Frank Zappa Willie the pimp

Frank Zappa Muffin man

Frank Zappa Zoot allures

Frank Zappa Cosmik debris

Frank Zappa Stink-foot

Uploaded byUNIVERSAL MUSIC GROUP