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One of the things that I like best about playing in New York is this particular place, because it has a stage that is conducive to how you say in the trade, audience participation.
Now if there's one thing that I really like, it's audience participation.
Now listen, I've got to figure out something that I can, you think we should have another dance contest tonight?
Oh hey, the injured person dance contest.
Well let's see.
Alright, I'll tell you what we're going to do.
Here's a guy who really wants to be in a dance contest.
Hey.
You're great man, you are great.
You are the best baby.
Get into it, get into Dynamo Hulk.
Alright, now wait a minute, what's your name?
Hey, hey, what's your name?
Butch.
Alright, the dynamic Butch.
Here's a girl that wants to dance with Butch.
What's your name?
Lena.
Lena.
Lena, meet Butch.
Okay.
Lena and Butch, couple number one.
Okay, let's see.
That guy there with his, that one there with a t-shirt on.
No, the other one, this one right.
No, no, no, no, wait a minute.
Wait, well you're, actually you're very nice though.
Would you like to come up here?
Okay, but do you think you can behave yourself?
You're sure you can behave yourself?
Okay, what's your name?
Tom, man.
I need it, man, my buddy Chris.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, now wait a minute, all right, all right, now wait.
Hey, ugliness, ugliness, like you, my buddy.
All right, wait a minute, wait a minute.
I have, I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world.
If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful, I just want to tell you something.
There's more of us ugly motherfuckers than you are.
Hey, so watch out.
Now.
Turn my girlfriend on stage, baby.
Sure.
All right, now you.
He wants to get his girlfriend.
Go get your girlfriend.
Yes!
Good to see you again.
I ain't no * queer.
All right, now look.
Here's what we're going to do.
All right.
Not.
This.
They'll be mashed.
I'll save them.
I'll save them for later.
I'm a queer!
All right.
This man is trying desperately to let everybody know that he's not a queer.
He's not queer.
He's not queer.
That's right.
All right.
And now you are going to dance like you've never danced before.
Now if there's one thing that I really like, it's audience participation.
Now listen, I've got to figure out something that I can, you think we should have another dance contest tonight?
Oh hey, the injured person dance contest.
Well let's see.
Alright, I'll tell you what we're going to do.
Here's a guy who really wants to be in a dance contest.
Hey.
You're great man, you are great.
You are the best baby.
Get into it, get into Dynamo Hulk.
Alright, now wait a minute, what's your name?
Hey, hey, what's your name?
Butch.
Alright, the dynamic Butch.
Here's a girl that wants to dance with Butch.
What's your name?
Lena.
Lena.
Lena, meet Butch.
Okay.
Lena and Butch, couple number one.
Okay, let's see.
That guy there with his, that one there with a t-shirt on.
No, the other one, this one right.
No, no, no, no, wait a minute.
Wait, well you're, actually you're very nice though.
Would you like to come up here?
Okay, but do you think you can behave yourself?
You're sure you can behave yourself?
Okay, what's your name?
Tom, man.
I need it, man, my buddy Chris.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, now wait a minute, all right, all right, now wait.
Hey, ugliness, ugliness, like you, my buddy.
All right, wait a minute, wait a minute.
I have, I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world.
If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful, I just want to tell you something.
There's more of us ugly motherfuckers than you are.
Hey, so watch out.
Now.
Turn my girlfriend on stage, baby.
Sure.
All right, now you.
He wants to get his girlfriend.
Go get your girlfriend.
Yes!
Good to see you again.
I ain't no * queer.
All right, now look.
Here's what we're going to do.
All right.
Not.
This.
They'll be mashed.
I'll save them.
I'll save them for later.
I'm a queer!
All right.
This man is trying desperately to let everybody know that he's not a queer.
He's not queer.
He's not queer.
That's right.
All right.
And now you are going to dance like you've never danced before.
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