Who will lend you ready cash?
All your old friends.
Who will want it back like that?
All your good friends.
Who will keep your secret safe?
Put all of the problems on your plate.
All your friends will.
Who can see the real you?
All your old friends.
Who sits there roaring everything you do?
All your good friends.
Perhaps you fill the fool's coupon, maybe.
But then we'll pay you when you win.
All good friends do.
Your good old friends do.
They always start to count up.
They'd do anything for you.
Oh, if only there were time.
It surely may suck.
A duck without a pulse won't break.
With all the latest gossip,
until your ears go dead.
Who has always believed in you?
All your good friends.
That never sat just to talk to you.
All your good friends.
They've known you since you were knee high.
As they tell every passerby.
All your friends do.
Your good old friends do.
They always start to count up.
They'd do anything for you.
Oh, if only there were time.
It surely may suck.
A duck without a pulse won't break.
With all the latest gossip,
until your ears go dead.
When you're past the worst of it,
you only want to live it up a bit.
They come to you then with gifts to sign,
because you all have a real good time.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
They're always at the door.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
They're always going to let you know the score.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Your girlfriend just can't be alone.
Let the answer fall.
Yeah!
Yeah!