Saturday Morning Cereals Chapters 1 through 15
Flat Paper, Penny Loafers, Lucky Strike Cream
Flat Tops, Sock Tops, Doody Baker, Pepsi Please
Ah, do you remember these?
Cigar Bands on your hand, your daddy's socks roll down
Stick Snowplugs and Aviator Caps with flaps that button down
Movie Stars on Dixie Cut Tops and Knickers to your knees
Ah, do you remember these?
The Hip Parade, Grape Truade, the Sadie Hawkins Dance
Pedal Pushers, Ducktail Hair and Peg in your Pants
Howdy Doody, Tooty Fruity, the seam up the back of her hose
Ah, do you remember those?
James Dean, he was keen, Sunday Movies were taboo
The Senior Prom, Judy's Mom, Rock and Roll was new
Cracker Jack Prize, Stars in your eyes, ask daddy for the keys
Ah, do you remember these?
Boogie Man and Lemonade Standin', takin' your tonsils out
Indian Burnin', wait your turn and four foul balls you're out
Cigarette Loads and Secret Codes and Savin' Lucky Stars
Can you remember back that far?
To Boatneck Shirts and Fender Skirts and Crinoline Petticoats
Mom's a Word and a Dirty Bird and a Double Root Beer Float
Bonehug Caps and Loud Hill Taps and he's a real gon' cat
Ah, do you remember that?
Dancin' Clothes and Little Moron Jokes and Cooties in her Hair
Captain Midnight, Ovaltine and the Whip at the County Fair
Charles Atlas Course, Roy Rogers Horse and Only the Shadow Knows
Ah, do you remember those?
Abel's Charm, Frog in your Arm, Loud Mufflers, Bitchin' Woo
Goin' Steady, Veronica and Betty, White Bucks and Blue Suede Shoes
Mock Mock Jokes, Who's There? Dewey, Dewey Who?
Dewey, remember these, yes we do
Ah, Dewey, Dewey, remember these
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