I'm hanging around that same old scene
My girlfriend Betsy, she's just fourteen
There's nothing better for me to do
I'm living on dog food
So what? Dog food is so good for you
It makes you strong and clever too
Dog food is a current craze
Eat some every day
Hey play Dog food, dog food I chew up my Sunday mirror
I read about the rich I fear
Dog food is my whole life
Dog food composes my wife
([Incomprehensible]) Dog food, woof woof woof
Dog food, dog food, dog food