You don't have to keep me on no chain I come a-runnin' when I hear you call my
name I must not be too hard to train
It took you no time at all And you don't really like none of my friends
You never really know just where I've been When I slip up on your porch at 4 a.m.
Like an old stray dog So you scratch me, you pet me
And you bite me and even let me win Now and then
You scold me, you tease me Then you hold me and tell me I'm your friend
Making love to you, babe, ain't so hard You treat me like a dog in the yard
Sometimes you kick at me when I'm down And it drives you crazy when I just lay around
No matter what you do I think I find the perfect home
You scratch me, you pet me And you bite me and even let me win
Now and then
You scold me, you tease me Then you hold me and tell me I'm your friend
Making love to you, babe, ain't so hard You treat me like a dog in the yard
Oh, you treat me like a dog in the yard
Oh, you treat me like a dog in the yard