I saw those red whiskers in the sink from when I had the jigg-a-leek When you invited me up for a drink I don't know why you even wanted me there A pretty maiden oh so fair, you hypnotized me with your stare I can tell someone's loving you, you're always checking your phone I don't know, don't know I can smell someone's kissing you, that ain't my cologne No, I don't know, don't know Again, I don't know why you even want me here Are you trying to tease me? Are you looking to please me? Are you playing out some kind of fantasy? Something I can dream of whenever I take leave of I can tell someone's loving you, you're always checking your phone I don't know, don't know I can smell someone's kissing you, that ain't my cologne No, I don't know, don't know No, I don't know I can smell someone's kissing you, that ain't my cologne No, I don't know, don't know I can smell someone's kissing you, that ain't my cologne No, I don't know, don't know I can tell someone's loving you, you're always checking your phone I don't know, don't know I can smell someone's holding you, that ain't my cologne No, I don't know, don't know No, I don't know No, I don't know