Down in the mix of Cali There's a crazy little place that I know Where the drinks are hotter than the chili sauce And the boss is a cat named Joe He wears a red bandana, plays a blue piano In a honky tonk down in Mexico He wears a purple sash and a black mustache In a honky tonk down in Mexico Well, the first time that I saw him He was a-sittin' on a piano stool I said, tell me, dad, when does the fun begin? He just winked his eye and said, man, be cool He wears a red bandana, plays a blue piano In a honky tonk down in Mexico He wears a purple sash and a black mustache In a honky tonk down in Mexico In Mexico All of a sudden in walks a chick In Mexico Joe starts playing on a Latin gig In Mexico Around the way she wore three fishnets In Mexico She started dancing with the castanets In Mexico I didn't know just what to expect In Mexico She threw her arms around my neck In Mexico We started dancing all around the floor And then she did a dance I never saw before So if you're south of the border I mean, or down in the mix of coast And you wanna get straight, man, don't hesitate Just look up a cat named Joe He wears a red bandana, plays a blue piano In a honky tonk down in Mexico He wears a purple sash and a black mustache In a honky tonk down in Mexico Yeah, come with me to the border South of the border, that is In New Mexico Yeah, it's right in Mexico Yeah, you can get your kicks in Mexico Come with me, baby Come with me Come with me, yeah Crazy, ha, ha, ha Yeah