A rich gal, she rides in an automobile.
A poor gal do quite the same.
My gal, she has an old hay wagon.
She knows she's getting by just the same.
Well, I'll be there in the morning if I live.
Well,
I'll be there in the morning if I don't get killed.
If I never no more see you again,
be sure to remember me.
Well, a rich gal, she'll bite you.
She'll pop you with a stick.
A poor gal do quite the same.
My gal,
get a rusty razor and run you all over town.
You know she's grazing hell just the same.
Well, I'll be there in the morning if I live.
I will be there in the morning if I don't get killed.
If I never no more see you again,
be sure to remember me.
Well,
a rich gal, she'll kiss you.
She'll kiss you awful sweet.
A poor gal, she's quite the same.
But my gal's bent back at you.
She'll snap all on your lips.
You know she's loving me just the same.
Well,
I'll be there in the morning if I live.
I will be there in the morning if I don't get killed.
If I never see you again,
be sure to remember me.
Well,
a rich gal, she drinks good old whiskey.
And a poor gal will drink quite the same.
But my gal, she drinks shoe polish.
You know she's getting drunk just the same.
Yes, I'll be there in the morning if I live.
I will be there in the morning if I don't get killed.
Oh,
if I never see you again,
be sure to remember me.