I don't wanna do it, have to I don't wanna do it, have to
Don't wanna go down a drink in the woods We could get some mad dog and hang out in
my garage I got a ping pong table
I don't wanna do it, have to I don't wanna do it, have to
Don't wanna drink in the woods, it sucks Sit with twenty dudes in a pickup truck
And we're gone, I got my thermals on A Gatorade bottle filled to one smidgen off
Too close to the fire burn my eyebrows off I'm puked by a tree, I'm peeing the grass
If you get poisoned, I'll be your lover Your ass, you're in the woods
I don't wanna drink in the woods tonight The last time I did I got into a fight with
some guy I graduated three years ago
I paid five bucks for a plastic cup His phone was bitten out and it won't fill up
till I pumped that tap on my best friend And he flipped me over for a kickstand
I'm drinking in the woods I'm drunk, tree drunk
I'm drunk, tree drunk