I took two weeks vacation for the honeymoon A couple tickets all-inclusive down in Cancun
I couldn't get my money back so I'm at 678 I'm getting drunk on a plane
I met the fella on the aisle, thought I was crazy I taped your picture to the seat back right beside me
Now I've got empty mini-bottles filling both our trays I'm getting drunk on a plane
Buying drinks for everybody but the pilot is departed Got the 737 rocking like a G6
To her it's just some sexy leanin' for a coke and whiskey Told her about my condition, got a little my high-flyt attention
It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds I'm up so high I may never come down
I'll try anything to drown out the pain They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane
We have this date marked on the calendar forever We take that New Way limo airport ride together
I feel like a plastic boomer on there at the top of the cage I'm getting drunk on a plane
Buying drinks for everybody but the pilot is departed Got the 737 rocking like a G6
To her it's just some sexy leanin' for a coke and whiskey Told her about my condition, got a little my high-flyt attention
It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds I'm up so high I may never come down
I'll try anything to drown out the pain They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane
On my way home I bump the seat right up to first class So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass
And when we land I'll call her up and tell her kiss my ass
I'm drunk on a plane
Buying drinks for everybody but the pilot is departed Got the 737 rocking like a G6
To her it's just some sexy leanin' for a coke and whiskey Told her about my condition, got a little my high-flyt attention
It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds I'm up so high I may never come down
I'll try anything to drown out the pain They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane
I'm getting drunk on a plane
I might be passed out
In a baggage plane
But right now I'm drunk on a plane