It comes in pink or blue, it becomes a man, it becomes a woman. It is the most beautiful thing in the world, it robs you of sleep and costs money. It screams and doesn't like to be alone, a sweet fart, a bump on the leg. All the daddy, all the mommy, it does doo-doo and goes da-da. I want it, I don't want it. I want it, I don't want it. One step forward and two back to father, friends and mother. I want it, I don't want it. It comes by day, it comes by night, it is made out of love. They say it needs a firm hand, like King and Queen of Legoland. It lives on poverty, it has a baby-sitter blood. It makes the single rich, three crises high and bundle soft. I want it, I don't want it. I want it, I don't want it. One step forward and two back to father, friends and mother. I want it, I don't want it. I want it, I don't want it. I want it, I don't want it. Grandma's favorite, snotty child, that brings you on the palm. Doo, doo doo-doo-da-da Doo, doo doo-doo-da-da Doo, doo doo-doo-da-da Doo, doo doo-doo-da-da Doo, doo doo-doo-da-da Doo, doo doo-doo-da-da