You don't see him walking In the city with make-up on His hair is never straight With the very last scream His clothes are a bit worn But not in a bad way He lives completely normal It's almost original A completely ordinary guy I love him The big adventure is not me The nice expensive words That don't mean anything He wants that too I call it that A completely ordinary guy I love him He doesn't promise that life will be a game He walks with shoes on And takes it easy A completely ordinary, nice guy like me He doesn't play golf And doesn't smoke pot He drinks a beer And goes to a football game His job is trivial And not very special But he's happy To fit in every day A completely ordinary guy I love him The big adventure is not me The nice expensive words That don't mean anything He wants that too I call it that A completely ordinary guy I love him He doesn't promise that life will be a game He walks with shoes on And takes it easy A completely ordinary, nice guy like me