Once upon a time, in a land far away There lived a little boy, and he drank all day Friends called him stupid and his brothers called him gay He downed another bottle till the pain went away Risky was his friend, he didn't have another Vagrant in his vice, his real lonely lover Smoked a pack or two, it never was a problem Popped a pill or two, they really made him blossom Take a sip, take a sip, take a still In a drip, in a drip, in a chill And I'm like, when you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch Counterfeit, hypocrite, holy shit Once upon a time, in a land far away There lived a little boy, and he cried all day Playboy bunny magazines would never get him laid He downed another bottle till the pain went away Risky was his friend, he didn't have another Vagrant in his vice, his real lonely lover Smoked a pack or two, it never was a problem Popped a pill or two, they really made him blossom Take a sip, take a sip, take a still In a drip, in a drip, in a chill And I'm like, when you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch Counterfeit, hypocrite, holy shit Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I? Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I? Take a sip, take a sip, take a still In a drip, in a drip, in a chill And I'm like, when you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch Counterfeit, hypocrite, holy shit Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I? Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I? Thanks for watching!