Hello and welcome to the pre-millennium stadium for the Dinosaurs vs.
Football Legend Mega-Match.
It's 3pm,
it's Saturday afternoon,
it's 65 million years ago,
and yes,
it's raining.
That's right,
Bob. Not ideal conditions today,
but at least it should dampen down the volcanoes.
But hopefully not the atmosphere,
which as you can hear is electric.
Our commentator today is Ron Motsen.
It's a Diplodocus kick-off and with a whip from his tail,
the ball shoots up the pitch,
knocking over Gareth Bale.
Now Stegosaurus takes it and tries to pick a pass,
but Robins dived in front of him.
Paul Steggish hit the grass,
Velociraptor heads,
but he's rather nonchalant.
Looks like the ball's too slow to make it out to Sinodont.
Now Zidane tackles Brachiosaurus,
he can really run.
He needs to watch himself.
That Dino's over 40 tons.
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Dinosaurs Football Legend Mega-Match
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Dinosaurs Football Legend Mega-Match
Tyrannosaurus Rex,
who's wearing number 9,
has used his little arms to flick the ball down the line.
Now Maradona's shouting,
hey Raph,
where's your specs?
You can't let that go,
that was the hand of T-Rex.
Gigantosaurus boots the ball over to the sweeper,
who tries to pass it all the way back to the keeper.
Oh, Pele's intercepted.
Now here's a man with skill,
he shoots his bang on target.
It's 1-0.
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Dinosaurs Football Legend Mega-Match
The Dinos are determined to play their very best,
but are they fit?
Will they quit?
Brachiosaurus needs a rest,
Pterodactyl doesn't look like he can mount a new attack.
Are they leaving it too late to score and pull this game back?
There's not much time left now for the dinos to snore.
Beckham takes the ball as T-Rex lays it on the floor.
He crosses it to Messi,
sweat pouring from his brow.
Messi strikes the ball.
They think it's all over.
It is not.
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Dinosaurs Football Legend Mega-Match
La la la la la la la la la It's the
Dinosaurs Football Legend Mega-Match
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Dinosaurs Football Legend Mega-Match